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MUK Professor Stella Nyanzi Vows to Bonk Kato Lubwama

It has now emerged that Makerere University professor Stella Nyanzi is so in love with the huge-eyed comedian turned politician Lubwama. In a long lovey Facebook post, Stella inquired whether the Rubaga south MP is single, since she feels like humping him.

“Can someone tell him that I am single and searching, and I like his big eyes, sense of humour, dress style and solido” she posted.

The masturbating professor actually went ahead to reveal that Lubwama’s comedy triggers her sex appetite. “His comedy turns me on any day. Similar to him, I also love the opposition. I am not high maintenance and I no longer want any more babies,” she posted.

Below is Stella Nyanzi’s post

Is Kato Lubwama single and searching? If not, does he want a side-dish? Now that he is an elected Honorable Member of Parliament, can someone tell him that I am single and searching, and I like his big eyes, sense of humour, dress style and solido. His comedy turns me on any day. Similar to him, I also love the opposition. I am not high maintenance and I no longer want anymore babies. But I am dreaming about the fat-fat-fat income he will soon be falling into as a new Member of Parliament. Where does this handsome Member of Parliament hang out??? I feel like fishing…

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